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Once santa & banta lost in jungle after 2 days struggle 4 food & water santa said: Banta tu meri maar le. Banta why? Santa replied yaar kuch to andar jayega- Rate this Quote Send this Quote vis SMS

Santa was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. While driving he put his hand on girlfriend's knee. She said: Santa, you can go further. So he drove to Simla! Rate this Quote Send this Quote vis SMS

If you give money to Santasing what he will give you in return........................... He will give you change. Rate this Quote Send this Quote vis SMS

Santa was in the US mastrubating looking skywards. Banta asked him passing by what he was doing ? Santa : Fucking my wife in india via satellite Rate this Quote Send this Quote vis SMS

Santa"i'm a proud sardar,my son is in medical college" Banta"Really! What is he studying?" Santa"he is not studying.THEY ARE STUDYING HIM. Rate this Quote Send this Quote vis SMS